Dear, I am fat!

My tummy has grown more noticeable of late. So I did what any self-conscious whiny woman would do. I turned to the Man and said, "Dear! I am getting fat!"

He looked at me with an inscrutable expression. Maybe it bordered on puzzling...

"What do you mean you are fat? You are preggy pop now. You are supposed to be fat!"

"But I don't wanna be a fat whale!" I wailed in plaintive dismay.

"Don't worry, you won't be the fat whale. The position is already taken by Dan." said the Man smugly.

Oh well, since the position is taken, I have to be contented being an oversized lizard than.....